"You know that when Jesse Helms finally dies, he's gonna commit suicide out back in a washtub underneath a pecan tree. He's gonna slash his wrists and he's gonna write in blood, "I've been a bad boy." And you know they're gonna find the skins of young kids drying in his attic, swarms of horseflies going in and out of the eaves, and on CNN over and over, his wife going, "I always wondered about Jesse's collection of little shoes …" - Bill Hicks
I think he must have paid someone to take him off lifesupport on the 4th. That's the only connection to Adams and Jefferson that the motherfucker will ever have.
Wish I had been home to party with the rest of Chapel Hill when this happened.
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"You know that when Jesse Helms finally dies, he's gonna commit suicide out back in a washtub underneath a pecan tree. He's gonna slash his wrists and he's gonna write in blood, "I've been a bad boy." And you know they're gonna find the skins of young kids drying in his attic, swarms of horseflies going in and out of the eaves, and on CNN over and over, his wife going, "I always wondered about Jesse's collection of little shoes …" - Bill Hicks
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jesse helms died? i cannot even express how pleased i am. you understand, i'm sure.
ReplyDeleteI think he must have paid someone to take him off lifesupport on the 4th. That's the only connection to Adams and Jefferson that the motherfucker will ever have.
ReplyDeleteWish I had been home to party with the rest of Chapel Hill when this happened.