Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Roosevelt Hotel, Hollywood, USA

I told them about the book and they asked about some real estate company gig.
They sounded frail, more so than the last time I talked to them.
It took them a week to recover from their trip to Austin and New Orleans.
Their neighbors are dying.

I vibrate. Literally.

This room is quiet and empty tonight.

Cover Star: Cristi
Makeup, Hair and Styling: Anna Demeo
Headlining Band: Mark Eitzel

Some Bartenders Have The Gift Of Pardon

Last Tuesday, the bartender at The Tile Bar said this to Andrea and I:

"There is nothing worse than driving a drunk husband home."

And she meant it.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The Next To Last Polaroid

For now.

Threw the SX-70 in the trash today.

Cover Star: Ang & Cyn.
Headlining Band: Bikini Kill

Saturday, April 11, 2009

#1 Hit Song


Cover Star: Kelly.
Headlining Band: Minutemen

Friday, April 10, 2009

Perfect Skin

A request.

Cover Star: Brunswick.
Headlining Band: lloyd

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Everything Has Changed

My work has been called sexist, misogynistic and bland.
My work has been called pointless, stale and boring.
My work has been called predictable, poorly lit and suck.

To my face.

I respect that.

Cover Star: Kelly.
Headlining Band: elbow

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Like Two Bugs On Glass

First FujiRoid, ever...

New toy.
Four double A batteries.
Two minutes ramp-up time.
Close proximity.
Lighten mode.
Flash on.
Unwilling subject.

Like a frickin' toaster, yo.

I know it ain't gonna last.

Cover Star: The BK.
Headlining Band: Mercury Rev

Saturday, April 04, 2009

I Need To See Your Face, That's All

I haven't slept for several days...

Cover Star: Socks, Part IV.
Headlining Band: L-Bow

And you better fucking clap at the end...