Friday, March 09, 2007

Ever Feel Like You've Been Cheated?


In the three hours I wasn't at home this morning UPS came and went.

Now, in order to get my books, I gotta rent a car service round-trip, go to Canarsie to the UPS joint, and get my package - prolly to the tune of $40.00 + tip.

It's times like this that I wish I still had that car I sold in 1989 - but only for about half an hour.

No, they won't send the driver back.
No, I can't pick it up before 8:30pm.
No, once you tell them you will pick it up, it won't be delivered on Monday.

HEY UPS, I WANT MY FUCKING BOOKS!

The title of this blog is the last line ever uttered (by Johnny Rotten) at the last ever (original) Sex Pistols show - San Francisco, 1978. Winterland.

The photo (man, I wish I had taken it, but I don't think I was old enough) is one of the most brilliant things I've ever run across on the Internet. 'Cause it's real. And it's evil. Just like UPS.

4 comments:

BT Charles said...

James,

Did you get the 12 book option? If so..you will have (3) packages not one (2 boxes of 5..and 1 box of 2). James..the books are heavy!!! Everyone that held the book at the opening last night commented first on how heavy the book was. Take a friend or a cart with you.

bt

Chip Willis said...

My RSS reader was dorked... I didn't realize!

Sorry man!

theda said...

that is one sexy bunny.

and i eagerly await my copy. after yer back from GA, o' course.

IranianLuvGoddess said...

ok..so that bunny pic is like clown caliber scary...when I was a kid, I threw up on the easter bunny...he deserved it...